Cosmic Void

This is a state of adolescent existential angst. A feeling of the universe's perverse indifference to the humanity as well lamenting that it can't get better than this. Possibly, this is a chronic state of anyone who majors in the humanities.

If you never leave the cosmic void, it may be time for Prozac.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

CosmicPvP

A gay minecraft server filled with nolifes.

Person 1: HEY u know that mc server CosmicPvP ?
Person 2: Yea what about it?
Person 1: That stupid fucker Dave has been farming for 20 hours just to level up.
Person 2: Facepalm

by ThomasQuestionmark May 31, 2018

Comclictuate

to resolve an argument via the use of the internet

We will comclictuate the matter of whether or not Natalie Portman or Scary Spice has bigger nipples

by Rob Pearson & John Mc September 7, 2005

comcuad

A mean person. One who may steal someone elses girlfriend or boyfriend regardless of that persons sex

John, knowing it would hurt James, persuaded his girlfriend to date him and ditch James, making him a comcuad. Or in a related case Jill, knowing it would hurt Jessica, persuaded her boyfriend to date her and ditch Jessica, making her a comcuad.

by gwenievere January 5, 2008

Cosmic Way

If " The Force is with you" you have the Cosmic Way . . . Either way its harder to find . . . than to define. . . .

Wow . . . she's cosmic man . . .
No . . . She has the "Cosmic Way "

by mutualconsent July 9, 2014

cosmicjack

The moment when your tripping balls and the Universe stops. Time literally stands still as the notion of quickly rubbing one off, inadvertently transforms to an oblivious masturbation marathon consuming hours on end.

Yo bro, the strangest shit happened yesterday. I got high as fuck then lost nine hours in a Cosmicjack!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016