cooping

used wen some twat is acting gay, and is in a stress. trying to take the tension away by using a funnier word to ask them if there alright, for example...

whats up with you cooping?

by azzer July 1, 2005

cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

by SrNiightmare September 30, 2012

cooking on gas

when a friend is wrong, but won't admit it.

"I did see a ghost Ben!"
No abi, you're just cooking on gas

by Mr Bumblebadger September 14, 2011

cooking bacon

cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''

"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."

RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"

by thamiam May 25, 2008

Cooling and Dave

friends

not friends with beany, he is a cunt

by bob October 24, 2003

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 22, 2010