Im going to commit sewer slide.

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.

John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

by Ecluxe October 8, 2023

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

by elkie June 23, 2021

Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletus

Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.

Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD

MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus

Sirgoofsalot has left the game

by Dude29007 October 28, 2018

Go commit Stan Uris takes a bath

How to tell someone to die in It fandom language

James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys

Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.

by Carter uwu November 11, 2019

Go commit elevation of co2 in your blood

The intellectual way of saying go kill your self in the worst way possible.

Angry roblox player : go commit neck rope

Intellectual gamer: no you shall instead go commit elevation of co2 in your blood and endure a painful unliving.

by Destyyeet April 20, 2020