Colton

Cotton picken monkey who likes dudes and hangs out with Jordans

Theres Colton that that cotton picken monkey

by WeinerIn a can22 August 21, 2022

Colton

Colton is the type of guy to like your cousins and siblings.

Guys watch out hide your relatives, its Colton.

by Sakutasbal September 6, 2022

Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.

Colton Shelton is such a pretty boy.

by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022

Colton

Retard

Bro stop being such a Colton

by Seismic4444444444 September 13, 2022

Colton

Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.

Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022