by BAYSEAK March 17, 2022

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!
Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024

Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.
"Due to this corny ass COB's nonsense, a simple transition that should've taken under a week has been sprawling out for 3 months because they're a shut in..."
by anonymous December 19, 2024

cob is such a funny, smart, and caring person. he cares about vincent and his another friends, he's such an good guy. you're so lucky to be friends with him in an online game! although, he talks normally and kinda an chill person ever! if you ever had a friend named cob, oh man you're so lucky to be friends with him!
by RoxyWasDead March 4, 2022

Another word for popcorn.
Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!
Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?
Suitcase: Sure, babe!
Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?
Suitcase: Sure, babe!
by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024
