A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends
Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)
by Lumberjill April 12, 2008
Get the suckling cowmug. by breff December 24, 2009
Get the bouncin' the cowmug. by rocketman January 30, 2005
Get the Sweater Cowsmug. 
The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.
by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017
Get the milking of the cowmug. 
by RayraySav&&Emz August 15, 2009
Get the Sea-Cowmug.