Church Of Gadsden

The Church of Gadsden was formed in the wake of government overreach in North America.

Being a member of the Church of Gadsden permits you to be exempt from tyrannical government policies due to “Religious Reasons”.
The church of Gadsden may form assembly anywhere it pleases, at any time it pleases.
Members may refer to each other as “Brother or Sister”.

The tail will rattle when provoked 🐍
“Greetings Brother James, I am so thankful to be a member of the Church Of Gadsden. I was exempted from the vaccine mandates at work for religious reasons
by Ordained Minister J November 06, 2021
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Church Finger

"In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."

"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"

"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"
Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.
by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006
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church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.
Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!
by pentozali October 18, 2006
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Presbyterian Church

The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West
"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker
by Koriand'r July 15, 2005
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god church

A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church
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Money church

NOUN: A dubious religious entity that is usually out to only collect money from its followers under the guise of mysterious knowledge and secrets, often withheld with the promise that as more money is given more secrets will be revealed.

Often frequented or promoted by celebrities like a religion-of-the-month
Despite their pleas to the contrary most people think of the Church of Scientology as either a cult or a money church using mumbo jumbo to manipulate more cash out of their believers.
by Danielle Belton January 26, 2005
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a god church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"
by niiiiglets June 24, 2017
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