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ghost chub

A suspected (but not verified) hard-on.
Making out without sex almost always produces a ghost chub.
Zeke and Marie were making out: what do you want to bet Zeke's got ghost chub?
by carrieparker December 30, 2008
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Huffy Chub

Dang your a huffy chub
by Huffychub23 April 13, 2021
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rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.
Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.
by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015
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musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
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Scotch chub

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected
Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share
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chub fuck

A large disgusting ball of orange fur. Does nothing but lie around and stink and waste space.
Great googly moogly, I was going to sit here, but thankfully I saw this Chub Fuck here right before I sat on it.
by spumrunner January 12, 2012
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chub-rub

what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors. chafejock-itch
That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs.
by Dong Wong October 26, 2005
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