chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

Slay the chub

To consummate with a large person, usually over a coffee or futon arm.

Lil Jonny bent a large woman over the coffee table, fulfilling his quest to slay the chub.

Alternate use- the woman rode big Jon Roy on his college era futon, slaying his Chub.

by Chief mickelJonroix December 25, 2021

chub gub

Some bitch named Alex

Alex whole family call him chub gub

by Vslord November 5, 2020

Chick Chub

A chick chub is the same as a dude chub. Chub means to be turned on but not completely erect. So a chick chub is considered for a female to be moist, but not completely turned on as referred to as wet.

When I saw him working out it turned me on. I had a chick chub when I saw him at the gym.

by dischicaesbonita February 18, 2021

musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".

Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!

by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS July 31, 2012

chub fuck

A large disgusting ball of orange fur. Does nothing but lie around and stink and waste space.

Great googly moogly, I was going to sit here, but thankfully I saw this Chub Fuck here right before I sat on it.

by spumrunner January 12, 2012

chub-rub

what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors. chafejock-itch

That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs.

by Dong Wong October 26, 2005