chub in the tub

When a man likes a woman with a few extra pounds

See my man J, he likes a lil' chub in the tub.

by Dicksunhairy February 04, 2021

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 04, 2011

ghost chub

A suspected (but not verified) hard-on.
Making out without sex almost always produces a ghost chub.

Zeke and Marie were making out: what do you want to bet Zeke's got ghost chub?

by carrieparker July 08, 2007

Corn Chub

What you say in school when you're talking about PornHub

"I watch alot of Corn Chub"

by bAAAtteries April 12, 2021

chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 01, 2018

chub fuck

A large disgusting ball of orange fur. Does nothing but lie around and stink and waste space.

Great googly moogly, I was going to sit here, but thankfully I saw this Chub Fuck here right before I sat on it.

by spumrunner January 11, 2012

chub-rub

what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors. chafejock-itch

That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs.

by Dong Wong October 19, 2005