Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 9, 2010

Chumpion

One who people think is great, but who knows in him/her self they are just a mere mortal. Chumpions can be a bit full of themselves from time to time, but they are generally pretty good people. Broadly, they are somewhere between a Champion and a Chump.
Chumpions tend to like 4WDing, Camping, and anything else that is fun.....

That guy in the cruiser over there is such a chumpion...

by Chumpion November 3, 2005

Street fighter champion

See definition of Kristen.

I always thought I was the Street Fighter Champion -- that is, until I played Kristen. -- See Art.

by Publisher of How to Be a SFC March 8, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me

1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004

Breakfast of Champions

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)

After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer

by a-con October 2, 2007

champion

when you have a major plumbers crack

wow! did you see Chloes ass crack in math today? shes a champion alright..

by Sarahhhh April 15, 2006

Championing

1: The act of stepping up to a challenge every time, and never failing, no matter what.
2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.

Girl 1 - "Wow, how does Jacob do it? He's always on top of everything and two steps ahead of everyone else."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."

by theonesanch January 1, 2012