Chapoops

Noun. Originally a type of sauce similar to chipotle mayo with some additional spices, but can also be referred to any stimulate that assists one in the act of raging such as redbull, cocaine, double shoot espresso, etc. Chapoops can also be boofed.

Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.

Bro: Hey you know what would go good with this omlet?
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.

by dosenutsss January 14, 2016

chappy blues

An expression meaning dead and/or worthless

It was a trend started by Mariyah Metot, who describes herself as chappy blues.

Emma Chamberlain: I’m chappy blues.
Shane Dawson: Honestly I am chappy blues compared to him.
James Charles: Hey schisters! Today someone told me I’m chappy blues, and yea. I agree.

by Cactus needle water October 19, 2018

Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.

It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?

by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022

Dave Chappelle

Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

by JBo July 13, 2005

CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

dave chappelle

a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his
mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

by bugsyleeo21 January 26, 2005

chappaqua

chappaqua is a place for rich people like me. we have money and we no it too. its not our falt that our parents have mini fortunes and they buy us eveything and anything. most people are jewish because thats just the way it is. We are all white and like it that way. chappaqua is the best town and people who live around us, give us shit for being the best. such as mt.kisco where there is defenetly not a shortage of mexicans. the guys are so hot and the girls become models.

"daddy can i have the 5000 dollar bag? please!!" yes ofcores!!!! we live in chappaqua!

by rich gurl January 5, 2008