A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?
Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.
3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
by Janey Canuck July 12, 2012
When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.
"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~
by Broagan Lee Goertz December 18, 2009
WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 02, 2011
A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
by GoPastTheLimit May 04, 2016
Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?
Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!
Person 1: Wait there's none left!
Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal
Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!
Person 1: Wait there's none left!
Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal
by zugs May 05, 2020
Hey I had this awesome idea: maybe we could go to the beach today.
That's an awful idea.
You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.
That's an awful idea.
You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.
by asgdrg4g March 06, 2011