A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.
by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010
Get the turd collector mug.An enthusiastic aficionado, a tattoo collector is a person who sees their ink not just as individual pieces but rather as a curated collection. They seek ink from specific, carefully chosen artists, using their skin and the artists' work to build a library of body art that is meaningful and significant, potentially even beyond the collector's own appreciation.
Some collectors gain reputations and followings in social media and the convention circuit, and can wield tremendous influence within the community. Anecdotal evidence suggests comments or reviews from certain collectors can make or break an artist's career.
Further anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a far lower douchebag quotient among the collector segment than one might expect, but there's definitely some out there.
Some collectors gain reputations and followings in social media and the convention circuit, and can wield tremendous influence within the community. Anecdotal evidence suggests comments or reviews from certain collectors can make or break an artist's career.
Further anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a far lower douchebag quotient among the collector segment than one might expect, but there's definitely some out there.
Dude1: I met this chick at the party last night, she's totally a tattoo collector.
Dude2: Tattoo collector?
Dude1: Yeah, she collects tattoos.
Dude2: That sounds creepy as shit! With what, a knife?!
Dude1: No, dumbshit, she collects tattoos from famous tattoo artists...she goes to conventions and shit to meet all the famous ones, and gets them to do tattoos on her. She only goes to the like A-list shops and stuff, and like books appointments way in advance with the serious pros. She had like a JK5, a Bert Krak, a Doug Hardy, you know. Famous dudes.
Dude2: Famous? I never heard of that shit.
Dude1: Me neither. I looked 'em up on the internet. But they're like tattoo famous, whatever.
Dude2: Cool. You hit that shit?
Dude1: Not yet, bro. But soon.
Dude2: Tattoo collector?
Dude1: Yeah, she collects tattoos.
Dude2: That sounds creepy as shit! With what, a knife?!
Dude1: No, dumbshit, she collects tattoos from famous tattoo artists...she goes to conventions and shit to meet all the famous ones, and gets them to do tattoos on her. She only goes to the like A-list shops and stuff, and like books appointments way in advance with the serious pros. She had like a JK5, a Bert Krak, a Doug Hardy, you know. Famous dudes.
Dude2: Famous? I never heard of that shit.
Dude1: Me neither. I looked 'em up on the internet. But they're like tattoo famous, whatever.
Dude2: Cool. You hit that shit?
Dude1: Not yet, bro. But soon.
by ObserveAndReport November 12, 2013
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1. An Irish word meaning 'girl' or 'little girl'
2. A fabulous, wonderful girl, who is an absolute bookworm, but still awesome
2. A fabulous, wonderful girl, who is an absolute bookworm, but still awesome
1. *Irish accent* "Awww, look at that wee adorable colleen"
2. Person (a) "OMG who's that beautiful bookworm reading on the grass, perfectly placed in a sunbeam?"
Person (b) "She's probably named Colleen."
2. Person (a) "OMG who's that beautiful bookworm reading on the grass, perfectly placed in a sunbeam?"
Person (b) "She's probably named Colleen."
by 27-53-53-49FigureTHAToneout July 9, 2009
Get the Colleen mug.An Irish male that has a crush on a population female at school. He got peer pressured into tell her that he likes her. She and her friends are verbal abuse towards him. But one day he stood and said I have a ruler Dick and if u don't want it leave this foot long alone. Then he tried to move on but he had nice conversation with a hot female. After the period she was getting laid by a harrypotter fan. What bad luck he said to himself.
"You are so unlucky. Your Irish side isn't come out good for brooke" I say
I hate you Cullen Shamy thought and ignored big balls 50
I hate you Cullen Shamy thought and ignored big balls 50
by Not big balls 50 November 5, 2017
Get the Cullen Shamy mug.Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!
by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014
Get the edward cullening mug.The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
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