by Yo Mama January 06, 2005
A tweaker who is extremely strung out;
Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use
Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use
"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."
by karinova December 24, 2005
the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.
Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.
by jackson, j April 26, 2006
by PreGame May 03, 2011
An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 06, 2009
by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012
The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
by Candyberry518 June 07, 2021