Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).

I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

Courtesy Shoot.

The Courtesy Shoot is when you're offered heroin and you do not want to seem rude, so you only shoot up a little bit, just for politeness

Person 1: Hey come over here, were gonna try heroin, wanna join?

Person 2: No thanks, i'll just do a Courtesy Shoot.

by Big S. June 03, 2020

Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.

"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"

by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020

courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.

I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.

by littlebleu August 15, 2010

courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"

Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.

by TechSavage72 February 27, 2016

Courtesy Slap

A second mandatory stroke on the butt after the first

Never one without two, give her a good courtesy slap! - everyone

by Marx Twain November 22, 2015

courtesy clean

Before sexual intercourse, you and the other party have brief wash of your private parts to make the experience more hygienic and enjoyable.

"babe, give me a blow job please?"

"ok honey.. Ew your dick smells.. Go have a courtesy clean first"

by samanfuu September 14, 2013