Colton

A pig

Look at the colton!
(Points at a pig

by Henrytherapist September 18, 2017

Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.

"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell

by big money man February 7, 2022

Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022

Colton

Colton is a pretty boy who can get any girl. But Italy cuz that relationship was toxic believe it or not 💀 and it is not possible for Colton to love Italy more 😌

“Italy obviously loves Colton more than he does”

by Jjeneb January 2, 2021

Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him

Colton holland is the best boyfriend ever!

by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023

colton erb

A type of person who can get any gender to fuck or to slay, also typically known to be very hot and sexy

I wish that I could be Colton Erb to this girl

by Bitch_slay-on-me February 2, 2017