The biggest loser you’ve ever met in your life. You’d rather shove a nail down the hole of your cock than be in the same room as him. Also, he kind of smells like shit, similar to a tampon that was up an obese woman’s cooch for so long it dried up and fell out, only to get picked up by a homeless man so he could wipe his ass with it after shitting on the sidewalk.
by Mittman27 May 15, 2020
"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"
by Jorbecca July 18, 2016
If you’ve ever met Abby Collins before, you know somewhere, somehow you’ve fucked up and you might as well die now.
Abby Collins will chew up your food and spit it in your mouth just so that you won’t starve😤.
She pretends she is happy, but if you stare into her eyes you will see her pain and jealousy of her brother, who arouses her dog.
She looks like your average teenage girl, but once you get to know her, you see the darkness and the pain. She feels like no one with except her for who she really is, a goth.
Abby Collins will chew up your food and spit it in your mouth just so that you won’t starve😤.
She pretends she is happy, but if you stare into her eyes you will see her pain and jealousy of her brother, who arouses her dog.
She looks like your average teenage girl, but once you get to know her, you see the darkness and the pain. She feels like no one with except her for who she really is, a goth.
Guy 1: Dude look at that girl she’s dank!
Guy 2: Dude, that’s Abby Collins.
Guy 1: oh fuck, i didn’t realise
Guy 2: Dude, that’s Abby Collins.
Guy 1: oh fuck, i didn’t realise
by heckyeahdontouchmyass April 05, 2018
A dangerous Irish female witch who can turn you to stone with a single glance. Commonly descended from Irish and Scottish lineage.
by darklord0930 February 15, 2016
by L S M 2 April 15, 2020
This is the act shoving dog bones into the anus and smothering barbecue sauce around the butt and proceeding to give a rim job and then jizzing on the stomach and eating the jizz with a saltine cracker.
I obliterated my girlfriend by Collin Kitts her
by Collin Kitts December 27, 2020