Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.

"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."

by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021

hollow coconut

Tiny boobs

You have hollow coconuts

by PinkyPen December 23, 2017

couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...

"Those two are a couple of coconuts"

by Celms March 3, 2014

Coconut mode

A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses

I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018

Coconut Queen

A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).

"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"

"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."

by boomkanani March 7, 2014

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.

“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”

by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023