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britney spears circa 1999 

Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc.
your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999

Britney Spears circa 2007 

In contrast to Britney Spears circa 1999, a testament to just how far downhill someone can go in eight years.
I'd much rather look at pictures of Britney Spears circa 1999 than Britney Spears circa 2007.

Britney Spears Fan 

Someone that likes listening to Britney Spears (wow), or someone that says "It´s Britney Bitch", "It´s been awhile" or "No watch me" out of nowhere.

also #freebritney
"How did you know i´m a Britney Spears fan? (or a b-army idk)"
"Because when you´re alone in your bedroom everyone can hear you screaming: Why don´t ya do something?"
"oh"

britney spears feet 

Her feet are one of her best assets. We all love looking at her beautiful feet any chance we get, especially the bottoms of them. I would gladly lick her feet if I had the opportunity. I would even lick her feet clean that time when she can out of the public bathroom bare foot.
britney spears feet by Tony40 October 9, 2006

Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy 

A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.
I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.

Britney Spears Complex 

Mental condition where one thinks they are very popular, and/or talented, when in fact they are neither.
"How could she have self-esteem with a face like that?"
"I don't know. She might have a Britney Spears Complex."