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Ball Breeze

When you are engaged in intercourse and your partner farts on your balls.
My girlfriend gave me a ball breeze last night after eating tacos.
by Sha'ul N October 23, 2022
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Breeze

A person that is extraordinaire in everything and excels in everything. Everything he touches turns to sold. His advice is very sought after and is not doubted on. He is always right about everything
You should talk to him and get his opinion, it will breeze you through life
by Mr invincible November 23, 2021
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Idaho Breeze

The act of airing out the butt crack, by pointing a hairdryer down the back of the pants. Similar to the Texas Breeze, but this is from the back.
“Tough workout, I’m gonna go cool off with some Idaho Breeze!”
by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023
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C-Breeze

When a royally stuck up girl walks past you in a social setting.
Hey Pete, did you just catch a whiff of the c-breeze?
by Side Steppa June 8, 2016
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turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
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LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
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Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
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