Brandon

An ass. Basically a bully

Frik u Brandon

by Ice Better September 6, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝

"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"

by XxxToucan SamXxx October 29, 2020

Brandon

I got two words for you.. Dragon Weasel.

Look at Brandon! What a dragon weasel.

by Brandon Avila April 29, 2016

Brandon

nicotine and weed addicted teenager whos addicted to fortnite

He is such a Brandon

by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019

Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor

Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s

by Blackmanorwhiteman July 31, 2018

Brandon

When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.

He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.

by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020

Brandon

a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously

Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"

by Jt425 July 19, 2009