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Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
by polanco222 November 13, 2017
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A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor
Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s
by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018
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Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020
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I got two words for you.. Dragon Weasel.
Look at Brandon! What a dragon weasel.
by Brandon Avila May 24, 2016
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A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn
by Destini789 December 23, 2019
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a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously
Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"
by Jt425 July 18, 2009
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I'm such a Brandon
by g-man12 September 8, 2010
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