Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

by Gordy W. September 5, 2023

checks all the boxes

If you say "it checks all the boxes", you mean that it shows you very clearly the truth about a situation or someone's feelings. That something says it all.

"He listens to Adele and wears pink shirts."

"Checks all the boxes."

by Sushiaraziel November 26, 2016

A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.

Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.

by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018

Johnny’s Boxer

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

the_best_boxer8

The_best_boxer8 is a roleplay account dedicated to a character called Naomichi Kurumada from the game Your Turn To Die. His pronouns are he/him. He is a very chaotic individual, with examples such as eating an undercooked meat patty with a ton of salt, and watching the entire Adsf movie on a live at 2 in the morning. In character, he seems to be in love with the characters Shunsake Hayasaka, Alice Yabusame, Kazumi Mishima, and possibly Q-taro Bugerburg. He has nicknamed certain people, calling them “Little missy” and “Cat boy.” The_best_boxer8 is the best Naomichi roleplay account.

Person one: Hey, did you join The_best_boxer8’s live?
Person two: No, why?
Person one: he ate noodles with a crap ton of salt and almost choked.

Person two: …Interesting.

by Mishima lol August 3, 2021

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022