fugly blonde

a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"

Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?

Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!

by allieway July 6, 2009

Blonde Pie

a.k.a. "B.P"
The velvety gash of a sweet and slender blonde-headed woman

Bobby sure loves his Blonde Pie served fresh and warm

by Dude-Person March 17, 2003

blonde moment

Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.

Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?

Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!

Brunette: duh. are you retarded?

Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.

by Katie C. November 16, 2006

Blonde Brigade

A group of females, almost always all blonde, who stick together and are generally bitches to everyone else,

The blonde brigade, usually involves 3+ members, but can expand to 35 if enough dumb blondes are together. Laughs at anyone different than them.

Anyone (usually guys) that try to talk one always feels like they are third wheeling.

A bunch of skanks walk into a room.

Joey: Check out the blonde brigade.

Philip: I'm going in, watch my back.

Comes back 5 minutes later, scarred for life

by Zigadenus February 18, 2009

blonde squall

1) A blonde teenage male who acts similar to squall leonheart
2) tidus
3) A blonde teenage male who is extremely vain, a manwhore, two faced, a gossip, and wears a lot of black pleather and eyeliner.

"Tyler is such a blonde squall."

by Zell_of_Lincoln July 20, 2008

oxy blonde

someone, usually a girl, who uses peroxide to bleach/lighten her hair to a lighter blonde, sometimes an ash, grey, or white blonde.

the girl in the pink bikini was a gorgeous oxy blonde...but you could see the roots where her real hair color came out - why didn't she fix that!?

by leigha <3 March 31, 2011

Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020