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Baby birding

The act of spitting prechewed food into someone else's mouth.
No baby birding, please. I do wanna look at that.
by zimmygirl777 December 30, 2022
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Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.
"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015
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Bird bathing

When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)
Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…
by Flxsh September 4, 2021
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The birds are real

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!
by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013
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Ceiling Bird

"I went to Deshaun's place yesterday and his ceiling birds keep chirping. How can he keep ignoring that."
by Rashid Ali August 5, 2023
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Bird Room

Oh f@&$ yea... Updated bird room. Might be able to get a Cocaine Blowjob
by rainbow34 December 5, 2012
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Bird Friends

A group of people who are the oddballs, the black sheeps, the troublemakers, the ones who laugh at the world as it burns. However, despite the joy they receive from laughing at others despair, they will always have each others backs. Once a person has infiltrated their tight-knit group, they will forever be part of the bird friend family - wether they like it or not (even if they don't like you, you'll live forever in their jokes. I'm looking at YOU McPeek!)

Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.

It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
I think this person is a troll, but they're so damn genuine. They must be a bird friend.

My bird friends are my best friends.

All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.

Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.

Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.

I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.

Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.
by We miss you Froty Fro August 28, 2017
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