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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks Beanermug.

Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.
Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.
by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020
mugGet the Beaner heatermug.

Beaner Mafia

Tom: “what’s beaner mafia?”

Jose: “a junior mafia for beaners you cracker
by Beanerbois December 14, 2018
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Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks Beanermug.

beaner weener

BIG and long AKA shmeat
by jikhc March 23, 2017
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Beaner bailing

Knocking on someone's door and running
Hey guys let's go Beaner bailing tonight in the homesteads
by Kymberlina May 7, 2018
mugGet the Beaner bailingmug.

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