Real men

Real men stand in a circle with their friends, have their pants down and sing the following...
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."

"No! We have to solve this conflict like real men!"
(Then the above definition happens.)

by I Want To Believe Original RIP May 02, 2022

on tha real

when you really mean something, when its tha truf.(also used;on tha real tip)

on tha real,that chick is playin u!

by MocaMami April 25, 2004

ravid real

likes weiners

8========D to ravid reals butt

by lineman xxx February 22, 2009

The real Snas

Very cewl person no cap 💯

WOAH GUYS IT'S the REAL snas !!! :D

by Lunpanew I guess 🤪 November 24, 2021

Real striker

A dude that can fornicate with women for a long time without ejaculating.

I was hitting that hoe last night she tapped out after 25 minutes. She ain’t know she was fucking with a real striker

by Squidsummer July 15, 2021

real pour

A full glass of wine, beer, or other alcoholic beverage.

Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.

by Couch Pig February 11, 2018

Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022