shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Batteries Plus

is an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.

In 2012 Batteries Plus began the process of changing its name to Batteries Plus Bulbs, to reflect the addition of a selection of light bulbs to its inventory of products

by Wendysfg October 5, 2023

battery sniffing

Its healthy

Eat salad battery sniffing

by Battery sniffer 420 November 25, 2021

Dome Battery

When you're sharing screenshots with your friends on social media, and they notice that your phone's battery is in the red. Mostly attributed to certain people residing in a particular private group.

Person A: Check out this jackass arguing with me on my timeline.
Person B: Damn, homie, you got that dome battery!

by ThatDudeChris June 4, 2020

Batteries Plus

s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.6 The stores also stock and/or customize out of production batteries for obsolete appliances and antique cars

Batteries Plus to replace long-closed Taco Bell in Nashua. Nashua Telegraph. 30 August 2013.

by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023

dur-battery-um-phobia

when a person is scared of a duracell battery.

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia

by pattatoe-fellow23 April 14, 2011

battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024