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Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team

Gatewood (pronounced “chokewood”) is a highschool basketball team located in chokenton, Georgia. Recently, they were grabbed by the throat and choked in there recent loss to Brentwood in the region tournament. Very tragic.
Example: Think of a choker necklace that gatewood’s girls wear and then think of the Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team. Boom.
by Mr. Alphonzo February 15, 2020
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Basketball player

Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
by Hohoclintondix January 24, 2019
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2 times basketball

The official size of Ogre's head.

see Ogre
Ogre's head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

That head is 2 times the size of a basketball.
by Aaron-Dillon-Ian-Cameron December 26, 2003
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Basketball

A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.
Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.
by Basketball star July 4, 2010
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play basketball

Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
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Dirty Basketball

1. The exact art and science of playing basketball in a dirty situation such as a dusty/muddy dirt field.
2. Oral/anal sex
Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!
by Pearson dude May 11, 2006
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