random basic

the description Lala on Vanderpump Rules uses to describe the girl James brings to the beach who no one had ever met. Also known as a person someone uses to make other girls jealous.

"what was up with the random basic yesterday?"

by DipseasDefinitions August 2, 2016

Above the Basic

10 steps ahead of the "Basic Bitches".
Basic meaning regular, or fake women hopping on every bandwagon.

"Females stay jockin, I'm above the basic"

by TumblrAnonymous August 5, 2012

Basic Boss

bā′sĭk bôs • Noun
A person in a position of power exhibiting basic behavior, consistent with every bad boss stereotype. This can include empty promises or offers, putting employees or applicants through hoops, refusal to listen to concerns, and other thoughtless treatment.

“They promised me overtime to work this weekend and then didn’t pay it out, my manager’s on his basic boss shit again.”

by Toban_Frost November 23, 2021

Basic bitch

Corey b

Corey’s are all basic bitches

by page87 October 10, 2018

Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.

Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.

by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018

Basic bombed

A term used by advisors at the delta sonic car wash chain that refers to when 3 or more customers in line purchase the basic wash, destroying sales bonuses and the mental state of the advisors. When this term is experienced it can cause hostility, destructiveness, irrational behaviors, emotional meltdowns, and complete chaos amongst the advisors. In severe situations advisors may lash out at customers with profanity and death threats, smash their phists into the register worth hundreds of dollars, contemplate their life decisions that eventually leads to mental breakdowns, and on occasion suicide. The customers part of the “basic bomb” line can easily be spotted with the passive aggressive notes under their license plate. Similar terms include but are not limited to “basic party”, “basic parade”, “B-Train”, “basic stampede”.

“Get me out of this fucking booth, I’m getting basic bombed!”, “fuck delta sonic and these customers, I’m getting basic bombed” “wash manager please pickup, I need to get out of this booth I’m getting basic bombed and I’m going to lose my mind”

by JTBnoFrills November 10, 2018

naruhina basically

Hinata: I love you!

Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!

Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!

Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!

Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!

Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!

Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...

Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!

Naruto: Heh heh...

Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You too?

Naruto: Hokage Hinata!

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!

Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!

Hinata: Baka!

Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!

Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

this is naruhina basically

by Drapen August 27, 2022