bacon burger dog

A delicious snack/meal based from The Cosby Show. Consists of bacon, hamburger, and hotdog into a patty grilled and topped with bacon.

"Dad...I want a BACON BURGER DOG!"
-Theo Huckstable

by Nick Meat July 17, 2006

Baconocracy

A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!

The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!

by jmspaesq November 6, 2010

SBC (Senior Bacon Cheeseburger)

Anyone familiar with the fast food chain Wendys is most likely also familiar with the JBC, or junior bacon cheeseburger. Costing only 99 cents apiece, these babies give the average joe by far the best bang for his(or her) buck. The SBC is two JBC's stacked, and then flattened to fit in the mouth. Some modifications include a layer of ketchup or mayo between the two burgers, but really anything is possible. This invention is thought to have originated in the East Coast state of Maryland, somewhere near the town of Elkridge, by a MR. C...but its origins are not definitely known.

YO, Jimmy just pounded THREE SBC's!!

by nh January 28, 2005

bacon mudgaurds

the outer lips of the female genitalia

look at the bacon mudgaurds on that

by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006

Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

bacon condom

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.

Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!

by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013

Back Bacon

A game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible.

Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill

by Daffron June 14, 2010