Brown Badger

a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.

hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.

by Darklanky February 10, 2009

honey badger

A woman who hasn't been brainwashed by the cult of feminism. She recognizes that men are not a group of evil oppressors, but are rather a group who, like women, are exploited by the real enemy, the wealthy elites. She helps spread awareness of the issues men face under both traditionalism and feminism.

The honey badgers' activism is important to the well-being of men today.

by RandomAnonymouseUD January 27, 2020

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

bare badger

Term applicable to a situation consisting of many attractive females which are worthy of your time and effort. Bare relates to a large or excessive number of. This Expression is often follwed by excitement and a desire to tell a fellow male.

Sam, We need to go out tonight, as when I passed through town there was bare badger!

by Mario@glos September 5, 2010

Badger Slap

The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.

by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

Edgy Badger

An edgy badger who makes a point to infinity. Is well traveled, well read and somewhat of a rennosance man. However, he badgers friends and family with his so called edgy experiences.

He’s an edgy Badger traveling to all ends of the earth retelling his old football stories and many examples of his “edgy” life.

by the fist shaker January 13, 2019