blog

when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.

bj + log = blog
"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 11, 2011
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Blog

by Bex8522 March 06, 2020
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blog

a euphamism for cock or penis...
I'm going to play with my blog.
by stcharlesdude August 10, 2011
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Blog

1. countable noun
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.
Example: "I just wasted an hour reading that idiot's blog about his cat's diet. Who gives a shit?"
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
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an online presence.

the social media that you dominate.
person 1’s bio: Hi, welcome to my blog

person 2: Oh, so you're most active on this social media!
by ballerina27 June 07, 2020
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grat-blog

a blog centered on and themed to examples of gratitude in the writer's life and times; more often than not it is in the format of a bloghop, i.e. publishing a blog and encouraging others to contribute and participate
The Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) is one of the most popular grat-blogs around
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blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves
posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger
by chilli ring November 07, 2009
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