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Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.
Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page
by Jaff H. July 6, 2009
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mal de blog

That nauseated, there-is-no-hope feeling, that comes on after reading blogging that doesn't exactly cover the medium in glory.
Q: "Hey, man, haven't seen you post to the blogs in the last few days".
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.
by Kurt Hagadakis February 24, 2010
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Incognito Blog

An Incognito Blog is a blog that is written anonymously .
Blogger 1:Check out vice hacker's blog; it's pretty cool.

Blogger 2:Who writes it?

Blogger 1: Idk, It's an Incognito blog.
by Vicehacker January 6, 2010
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blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves
posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger
by chilli ring November 7, 2009
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Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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Blog Years

To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.
Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
by SherktheJerk June 11, 2011
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bog & hog blog

Blog featuring much ado about nothing
The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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