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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.
I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!
by Smugumin July 6, 2021
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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
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Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.
Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
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blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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Blue balls 2.0

Blue balls is where ur hard and ur balls hurt cause u need to release the white monster
Chance needs to unleash the monster cause his blue balls 2.0
by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
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