A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
by jeorb87 December 11, 2020
A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023
When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.
We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.
by alpal86 June 13, 2017
Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE July 15, 2013
Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”
- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020
When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.
driver: Bro pass the blunt!
passenger:Here man it's roasting
Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
passenger:Here man it's roasting
Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
by passenger117 March 14, 2011
Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016