Audibly blind

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.
*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*

Team Mate: use glitch

Audibly blind person: ...

Team mate: USE GLITCH

audibly blind person: ...

Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨

Audibly blind person: ...

*dies*
by PartTimeShotCaller June 02, 2020
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blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge
"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill
by Floppy flop January 27, 2017
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car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking
Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...
by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017
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INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.
DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.
by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010
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drivers blind

When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.
driver: Bro pass the blunt!

passenger:Here man it's roasting

Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
by passenger117 March 14, 2011
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Mouth Blind

Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”

- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020
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Tech Blind

A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.
Bob: "What is an iPhone?"
Steve: "You don't know? You must be Tech Blind."
by Bman111 April 18, 2017
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