Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"

by walter-norb May 27, 2009

Buttoncock

Having a cock so small and retracted that it is not even worthy of being referred to as a cock. Rather, it appears to be a one-holed button against the pubic region, with a very slightly pronounced rim that is the skin around the shaft. The actual bulb of the penis is sunken below this rim and appears to be no more than a fleshy button like that found on a sweater or shirt.

My friend SamERazar is such an unfortunate soul. The poor bastard can not get laid for being laughed at. Apparently his cock is so small that it hardly protrudes from his fat body. Sam therefore will be referred to from now on as Buttoncock.

by Evander Brandicci January 9, 2009

blue button

The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.

"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"

"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."

by MT Boston December 22, 2008

Fuck Button

Noun; The Female Clitoris

Submitting to Courtney's pleas, I pressed her fuck button and hit the jackpot; three Bells and a shower of Gold.

by Orlando Harrison February 29, 2008

Button pusher

One who likes to push buttons. That is, a person who enjoys getting people irritated and starting fights and arguments; a colloquial term for an instigator.

Not to be confused with button masher.

Sarah: Ooh, that Steve is such a dick! He keeps making fun of my weight even though he knows I'm sensitive about it. Kate, do you think I'm fat??

Kate: No, no. Don't worry about Steve, he's just a button pusher.

by ShAdOwZ August 8, 2009

poo button

one goes to the website clicks the button twice makes a fart sound. on the thrd time however there i vile, grotesque video of 2 people covered in feces.

Jake really does enjoy poo button.

by Joeeeeeeeeeey November 19, 2007

Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

by Nobli June 1, 2015