long-barn

An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”

Let me get a “long-barn”

Or
I’ll have a “long-barn” with a chest

by Billy674 July 15, 2018

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Barn troll

A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.

I.e. slimans entire immediate family

Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll

by Dex Mccheeseyton August 21, 2016

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Barn Elves

A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.

Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.

by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016

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