smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

Parrot Banter

When two people, typically good friends or relatives, get into an argument not for the sake of getting their point across, but to hear themselves talk.

The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.

Person 1: What are those two talking about?

Person 2: I don't know, parrot banter I guess.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

Bro Banter

Being gay but not gay for the homies, you gay in the speech, you hetero in the sheets.

hey bro don't make me kiss you.
How much for a good dick suck.
Dang man your dumby thicc like a bowl of oatmeal, might have to eat you out.
Hey man I'm not gay its just bro banter.

by bro banter manager February 21, 2020

Banter

Offering chat that is a high quality of chat, good bant requires skill and means you are good in the game of talking.

Banter defined - Hey Jazz and JD you guys just offered some amazing bant. You are true bantologists.

by Dirkulees January 29, 2024

Bingo Banter

to play online bingo without buying any cards. you are just there to enjoy the online chat room. see how long you can last before be kicked out by challenging yourself for how many innuendos you can slip n - especially when someones asking for 69 to come up, be generally inappropriate towards other members. Keeping CAPS lock on for the entirety is recommened for optimum results

Guy 1: "I didn't know you played bingo, you won anything yet dude??''

Guy 2:"dont be rediculous, I'm just here for the Bingo Banter"

Guy 1:"Lad"

by Online_Lad January 26, 2011

banter

like talking but smarter

step 1: "getting to know each other with playful banter"

by your.moms.spaghettios January 8, 2022

shady banter

A term coined by YouTuber shadypenguinn, used primarily by UK secondary school students used to describe banter that is exciting or important, usually because of its offensive or inappropriate nature.

Did you hear about Dan and Chloe?
Yeah, man. Proper shady banter, ain't it m8?

by Hobox January 24, 2018