Badass Advocate

The act of being or emulating Ms D Brown. In particular, this usage is often associated with the take-down of bullies.

She really weaponised being a badass advocate.

by Keke5IQ July 18, 2018

Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.

Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.

by dawoods October 21, 2018

Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

peel the avacado~

Something a cute person says

" Let's hang out and peel the avacado~ " -A cutie

by ZMS December 3, 2017

Mental health advocate

A legitimately crazy b*tch on the internet; usually a jobless e-girl with expensive tastes. The self-perceived noblest calling of useless “influencers” everywhere.

Used as a self-described label in order for her to justify her internet presence as a “legitimate service” (to whom? Humanity presumably) which really consists of posting a slew of bikini selfies (not that there’s anything wrong with that.. ) regularly interrupted by tearful emotional cries for help, rants against people they feel have slighted them, and “inspirational quotes” of dubious value and provenance.

She lists “mental health advocate” on her resume, is that what her OnlyFans are paying for?

by Suppose you have April 10, 2022

Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020