Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022
Get the Ashton Burnsmug. Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.
by rose2202 May 8, 2018
Get the Ashtonmug. A beautiful woman, amazing friend, southern as fried chicken and more intelligent than Einstein. She will always make you smlie, listen to you when you have a bad day and beat down ant bitch that try to fuck with her bestie ..so WATCH out! Extremely awesome!
Stacy: Whose that girl!?
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!
by LooNOLA January 2, 2017
Get the Ashton cherrymug. A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020
Get the Ashton Schluettermug. Ashton is one of the best people you will know. Whether she likes you or not she is nice but will talk behind someone she dosen't likes back. She is absolutely stunning even if she dosen't think so herself. Ashton is usually quiet but talks more when you get to know her.
by kkjfeer December 9, 2021
Get the Ashtonmug. by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020
Get the Ashtonmug.