possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 06, 2007
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living possum

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.
by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017
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Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously
Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
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possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
by Lure_flicka June 05, 2018
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Possum

to "fist pound" and say "possum" is to say nice, or agreed
dude i fucked a MILF last night
possum!
by bob froguana March 27, 2010
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playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
by anonymous November 19, 2021
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Possum

When ur pissing urself
by Thebigbenni December 26, 2021
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