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possum

"im possum" = "im gay"
by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021
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Possum-Smellin’

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.
by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
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Awesome Possum

No clue it’s what buzz says to me
I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum
by Dweber September 4, 2022
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Possum belly

A possum belly (aka possibility) is a storage area in the bottom of a trailer, house trailer, ride trailer or transport trailer accessible from the outside. It can vary in size from being as small as a cupboard to as big or bigger than a walk in closet. It origin is unknown but it is typically used by carnies.
Stop having sex in the possum belly and get back to work!

Take your weed plants out of my possibility before the boss yells at me!

Your rides possum belly looks worse than the donnicker after busy Saturday, who taught you how to coil cables?
by Trailertrash4lyfe November 1, 2019
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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
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Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are
He lied about cheating,what a swamp possum
by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024
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