Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023

Amish

Named after the Amish tribe, "Amish" is the title of a reality show where participants have to stay away from modern tech (iPads, smartphones, computers, gaming consoles, satellite TV) for as long as possible in order to be able to start their days with delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole.

signed up for 'Amish' thinking it would be a fun challenge, but I quickly realized how hard it is to live without my phone—especially when all I get in return is a slice of that delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

Amish tribe

The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".

While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

amish mask look

Wearing your face mask pulled down over your chin, leaving your nose and mouth uncovered, looking like an Amish neck beard and rendering it completely useless as protection against the spread of the COVID-19 virus.

That Iowa high school basketball coach is making a mockery of his school’s COVID prevention policy by sporting an Amish mask look.

by Mooseface February 16, 2021