Alabama Hicky

When you slap a persons neck as hard as you can

Oh shut dude! Why the fuck did you give me that Alabama Hicky? It hurt!

by HNDdriven January 12, 2018

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches

Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin

by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019

Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.

Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.

by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012

alabama bush

When you light a girls pussy hairs on fire and put it out with your tongue

Lick the cat perform the Alabama bush

by Jay Ter July 31, 2016

Alabama reject

someone who had sexual relations with a disabled sibling or did such disgusting things not even Alabama wants them.

A disgusting boy i know is a Alabama reject for what he did with his deaf sister.

by A small pleb March 12, 2019

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018