alabama blackout

When you’re blacked out drunk and touch tips with your brother

Yo that party was crazy last night I had an Alabama blackout and now my brother won’t talk to me

by Shenshang December 13, 2019

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Alabama Underbite

When an inbred looking girl without teeth is going down on you and then sucks your balls from below, not under, like a fish to bait.

Ol' girl was going at me good and then dropped her dentures and hit me with an Alabama Underbite.

by Hoodlum Crew April 19, 2019

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Alabama Hicky

When you slap a persons neck as hard as you can

Oh shut dude! Why the fuck did you give me that Alabama Hicky? It hurt!

by HNDdriven January 12, 2018

Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017

alabama bush

When you light a girls pussy hairs on fire and put it out with your tongue

Lick the cat perform the Alabama bush

by Jay Ter July 31, 2016