a person who should date girls with name beginning with a and ending in e who are 5,5..... they are over 6ft with pretty black hair and are hottt.
by avaavaavava February 5, 2023

Ahmed is a truly remarkable individual. Everyone adores him, and he treats everyone with respect. He is quite attractive . If you ever meet an Ahmed and fall in love with him, remember to respect him and treat him with kindnes. he will most likely like you back. Ahmed is a highly bright and brilliant person, however he does get distracted from time to time. Ahmed is also irritable and doesn't like people who treat him as if he doesn't exist.
by itsbeen50days November 24, 2021

by Bro07 June 5, 2022

Literal love of my life. So pretty, smart and funny. The way he laughs oh my god, it just melts my heart away. His voice when he says my name ooofff.
by albak byhbak November 23, 2021

someone i love very very much. he’s super funny and is always very kind to me. he is the best boyfriend ever. peace out
by slayyyqueeeeen123 February 4, 2025

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024
