Joe:yo bro how do I look in this shirt?
James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .
Joe: asshole
James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .
Joe: asshole
by CoinThat September 21, 2016
Get the Assholemug. by Mehmeef November 26, 2017
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Get the Assholemug. by Roger Koff November 20, 2011
Get the assholedmug. A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.
by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017
Get the Assholemug. a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.
girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.
by linfbaby September 10, 2013
Get the assholemug. 