Amish butter

The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.
"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."
by DunkinGas June 25, 2022
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Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.
I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot
by Ewalkington1774 December 08, 2023
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The Amish Project

a comedy group who think arjun plakkat is the greatest man ever and write scripts
To find a movie by the amish project visit: Amishproject.com
by bobbysmomismybitch May 24, 2005
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Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.
“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”
by Burt f March 16, 2023
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amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.
Dude, that is totally amish logic.
by MysticBullshitter January 25, 2015
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Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)
Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*
by AFellar November 08, 2024
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amish mask look

Wearing your face mask pulled down over your chin, leaving your nose and mouth uncovered, looking like an Amish neck beard and rendering it completely useless as protection against the spread of the COVID-19 virus.
That Iowa high school basketball coach is making a mockery of his school’s COVID prevention policy by sporting an Amish mask look.
by Mooseface February 17, 2021
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