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Amish Buggy

A man kneels down on a furniture dolly while his partner is on their hands and knees in front of him, while biting on a rope that is held by the man behind. The partner in front then pulls the man on the dolly around while getting penetrated by the one on the dolly. A beard and hat is optional on either party.
Patrick was so tired when he got home from working the fields that he had Carla prepare the Amish Buggy and give him a ride around the house.
by emmerichstrausse June 6, 2013
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Cock Amish

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
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Amish Gamer

A gamer who for some god damn reason worships old games and consoles and seems to not like improvement in gaming. (Applies to genwunners in pokemon and anyone who wants to look special in world of warcraft)
Person a: yeah all this new console crap is bad, like HD graphics, new ways to design gameplay, multi player without some buggy link cable, all around evolution of anything is bad.
person b: ah classic Amish gamer
by eskimoOFhatred January 8, 2015
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.
Dude, that is totally amish logic.
by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015
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Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018
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Amish Style

Fucking someone’s belly button because of a culture of prudence and lack of sexual education.
Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.
by Rubies June 7, 2018
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