alligatoring

A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.

That old basement door should really be stripped, it's got a lot of alligatoring on it.

by Cranky Mommy June 21, 2007

Allibator

The mixture of an Alligator and a Bear. A God-like creature. Created by the ALB Clan

All hail Allibator

by ALB Clan March 28, 2010

the aligator

A sexual position where the girl is laying on her back with her legs together, and the dude is on top. Beat up the pussy while your dick rubs up and down her clit, then when she's about to skeet, put more presure on the clit while moving side to side in an aligator crawl motion. you can prop yourself up with your hands or get the whole body into it.

she had a swampy twat, so i gave her the aligator.

her skin was so course, cracked and rough....i had to aligator the bitch.

by wwwwwwwwwillie!! July 8, 2006

aligator fuck house

Saw the indian guy in 40 year old virgin use the phrase 'Aligator fuck house'. I thought it was hysterical the way he said it but was wondering if it has any meaning.

Love is not about cock and balls, aligator fuck house, a dirty sanchez....

by bob bob smith August 9, 2006

Alligators

Commonly referred to as swamp ass, this is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Most commonly infected are athletic males and the obese. This disease is caused by an insufficient wipe of the anus after a poo, and later exposure of the dingleberries to the intense heat generated in the sauna, that is an ass crack. Athletic activity or fatness can intensify the moist heat generated in anal cavity, thus increasing the potency of the alligators.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.

Tom: Dude I've got some wicked alligators crawlin' around in my butt right now.
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.

Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.

Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!

by Mahmoud Amidemajad March 23, 2008

Alligatoring

When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel

Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild

Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime

by Sammisosaa September 6, 2018

Alligatorsaurus

Alligators but the big ole fucks that sometimes make the news out of Florida.

Damn did you see that Alligatorsaurus cross the road? How many are there in this area.

by Lilcodyice May 17, 2019