She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
Alexa is the type to only wear converse shoes with to long socks she likes mini starbursts and has a unhealthy addiction to coffee she needs therapy but that’s why she’s hot
Guy 1: did you see that total babe, we literally had one conversation and I already know she’s and Alexa
Guy 2: yeah bro she’s hot and needs therapy every guys dream!
Guy 2: yeah bro she’s hot and needs therapy every guys dream!
by Ander3 August 16, 2022
The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
by Penis_lick_coder April 03, 2018
Alexa’s are most often the “it” girl in any situation. They are the popular girl but never the mean girl this making them the girl that everyone’s loves to hate. She’s not the girl that gets heart broken, she’s the girl a guy breaks someone’s else’s heart to be with. Alexa’s are smart and sexy but also adorable, caring and kind. Model types of looks but hearts of gold. Strong family values and strong personal morals are their strong points as well. In short, Alexa is the girl every guy wants to be with, every girl wants to be like and everyone is jealous of.
I thought we had a great relationship but he broke up with me to be with Alexa.
If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.
If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.
by snapcracklepop74 November 24, 2021
Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
An Alexa is a beautiful person who is always nice and caring and always looks out for others. She is always helpful and comes through whenever. Life may try to pull her down but she always comes out successfull.
by Anonymous farrot July 15, 2019