Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012

seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

Alcohol Brewing

The process of fermenting ingredients to make your own alcohol. Popular in America during Prohibition, and still practiced by some today.

Life's too short to drink cheap beer, try alcohol brewing.

by Creamy_crime December 8, 2016

Cult of Alcohol

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.

I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.

by He Who Must Not Be Named September 20, 2021

Alcohol Stall

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.

"Great, another alcohol stall from Brandon right before the game starts."

by bloodypussy August 25, 2011

alcoholic drifting

Verb.

The action in which you move from location to location wile drinking (ie. Bar to bar or party to party)

Hey buddy what are you up to this weekend? Up for some alcoholic drifting, I heard of a bunch of sweet parties?

by sdab and sdck April 8, 2010

TGIF Alcoholic

When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.

Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul

by Rice1303 September 10, 2016