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Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----
I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.
by hugedongus December 8, 2019
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long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
by mlhiss September 7, 2020
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long boot

After a long days work being a mad dog, slip off your steel cap boot and scull a long neck of beer out of it.
That mad dog just smashed his long boot what a legend.
by Team MADD DOG September 2, 2018
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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.
That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
by frankhepstien September 16, 2012
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long tong

10/10 product will change your life!! kelsorangejo's product sure does wonders!!
Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?

Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?

Person 1: you bet it will!!

(Can you let my family go now?
by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021
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Long legged

When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.

The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.
"That is some long legged bullshit ma'am."
Person: "You're cute."
Girl: "Leg."
by _User_not_found_ November 16, 2020
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Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.
"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”
by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019
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