Raw is law

The idea that sex (usually gay) is supposed to be done bareback

Guy 1: Wanna use a condom?
Guy 2: Nah man. Raw is law

by JakeCake69 August 9, 2021

Sasuke's Law

The amount of intelligence one possesses at any given moment is inversely proportional to his/her desires for power and/or revenge. (From Sasuke Uchiha of Naruto fame.)

It's so stupid of her to be acting like that towards her ex! She thinks she's so smart, but her desire for revenge has corrupted her brain. Well, that's Sasuke's Law for ya.

by Allison Bobb September 29, 2008

father-in-law

The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.

My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

Okafor’s Law

This statement applies to guys mostly; if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)

After dating several years earlier, Emeka used "Okafor’s Law" to restart a sexual relationship with Toyosi.

by LalaLand713 July 7, 2010

Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.

He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?

by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009

Thumper's Law

Named after the rabbit from Disney's Bambi, whose father told him "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." It is way of teaching of keeping derogatory comments to oneself in respect to those who aren't as able as you are to avoid conflict.

Male 1: Man, that a-hole is such a-
Male 2: Hey, remember Thumper's Law man.
Male 1: Fine, don't want any problems anyway.

by Zaiaku September 15, 2016

law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.

I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan

by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010